Frequently Asked Questions
(If you excitedly came here thinking that FAQ stood for Freaky Alligator Quilts, we are sorry to have disappointed you. Just a touch concerned too, but mostly sorry.)
DO YOU PICK ON PEOPLE?
Nope. No need to sit in the back and fear eye contact. No one is "volun-told" into getting on stage at our shows.
Nope. No need to sit in the back and fear eye contact. No one is "volun-told" into getting on stage at our shows.
IS IT REALLY ALWAYS DIFFERENT?
Yes. Our shows are not scripted. We take suggestions from the audience and create on-the-spot comedy. We honestly don't know what's going to happen on any given night. That's part of the fun.
Yes. Our shows are not scripted. We take suggestions from the audience and create on-the-spot comedy. We honestly don't know what's going to happen on any given night. That's part of the fun.
SHOULD I BRING MY TEENS? MY KIDS? MY NEIGHBORS KIDS? MY ENTIRE FOURTH GRADE CLASS?
Teens? Yes, bring the high school.
Kids? Maybe? We rate ourselves as E10+, meaning we think we're pretty appropriate for everyone who has hit their double digits, but you know your kids better than we do. Do they sit well through movies and plays? Do they enjoy laughter? Note that while we shoot for clean comedy, we definitely push the PG line at times.
Your Entire Class? No. Take the night off. Teachers need breaks too.
Teens? Yes, bring the high school.
Kids? Maybe? We rate ourselves as E10+, meaning we think we're pretty appropriate for everyone who has hit their double digits, but you know your kids better than we do. Do they sit well through movies and plays? Do they enjoy laughter? Note that while we shoot for clean comedy, we definitely push the PG line at times.
Your Entire Class? No. Take the night off. Teachers need breaks too.
CLEAN COMEDY CAN'T REALLY BE THAT FUNNY.
First, that's a statement not a question. Second, our grandmas come to our shows. Sometimes our kids do. We don't want to have to explain ourselves to either of them. (Yikes - we don't need that kinda awkward conversation again. We're still shuddering from the birds and bees one.)
Don't knock clean comedy till you try it. In fact, we guarantee you'll laugh your figurative butt off or we'll give you your money back. (In the event you laugh your literal butt off, we will call you an ambulance.)
First, that's a statement not a question. Second, our grandmas come to our shows. Sometimes our kids do. We don't want to have to explain ourselves to either of them. (Yikes - we don't need that kinda awkward conversation again. We're still shuddering from the birds and bees one.)
Don't knock clean comedy till you try it. In fact, we guarantee you'll laugh your figurative butt off or we'll give you your money back. (In the event you laugh your literal butt off, we will call you an ambulance.)
DO YOU OFFER GROUP DISCOUNTS?
We can be talked into almost anything with one of those giant pretzels - especially with a side of nacho cheese. YUM!
To forgo carb loaded bribery: gather a group of 5+ and take advantage of our online group rate. If you gather 10+ people and wish to negotiate, email us HERE.
We can be talked into almost anything with one of those giant pretzels - especially with a side of nacho cheese. YUM!
To forgo carb loaded bribery: gather a group of 5+ and take advantage of our online group rate. If you gather 10+ people and wish to negotiate, email us HERE.
HAVE ANYTHING TO FILL MY INNER VOID?
Besides the laughter we provide to fill your soul, we have different food and drink options to fill your belly. Those option vary by location, so please check the SHOWS tab to see what is available at the show you are coming to.
Besides the laughter we provide to fill your soul, we have different food and drink options to fill your belly. Those option vary by location, so please check the SHOWS tab to see what is available at the show you are coming to.
I READ THIS WHOLE PAGE I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS, WHAT DO I DO NOW?
Email us HERE and ask away. We're happy to help. Or send you memes and puns. Sometimes we do both.
Email us HERE and ask away. We're happy to help. Or send you memes and puns. Sometimes we do both.